Tuesday, April 25, 2006

I want to always have a maid of honour, becuase then, there will always be someone to grate cheese for me.

Monday, April 24, 2006

Super-awesome time '06

So far, so good. Lilacs and lily of the valley are both in bloom. I told the florist they would be, but she didn't believe me.
People are fun and all, but right when I was about to get over socialized to the point of crankyness, it was time for Tillie, Sarah and I to go to the Olympus Day Spa. We highly recommend that, if you are ever in or near Tacoma. Ah bliss.
I have an Art Car now, due to a full can of acrylic paint on the road. Too bad it's not in a color I would like to keep on the car. Walker is cranky that I'm not willing to sit on the street at 10pm and clean it off. Too bad, so sad.
I had a fantabulous time at the Bachelorette Party organized by [info]mspurplepearl, thank you muchly to everyone who made it. Here's hoping Izzy continues to wear the sparkly penis deelibobbers when going out dancing. They go especially well with his "Nobody knows I'm a lesbian" shirt.
There is warm laundry on my lap. That's close to bliss too.

Friday, April 21, 2006

I am scary bridal chick now

My Dad even took pictures. Just like when I went to Prom.
Apparently I need to learn to take longer to get ready though. I still have a half an hour until [info]mspurplepearl comes to pick me up. I don't know if I can handle the suspense.

I'm contemplating the advisability of stuffing my cell phone, a lip gloss and keys into my bra while in the house with them. We already had a conversation about why I was putting money and my ID in there. Somehow I don't think I should tell them about the contest Pearl and I had once to see who could put more in their bra.

Monday, April 17, 2006

Sarah! I seem to have forgotten your e-mail address again! Send me an e-mail please.

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Yay con! YAY!!!

It seems wrong somehow that I am less tired after a weekend of drinking and partying then I usually am after a weekend of working at Norwescon. Being virtuous shouldn't tire you out.

Apparently, Sika and I pretend to be drunk WAY too well, because too many people were convinced they'd seen me drunk at Con before.

I have so much more Goth cred when I am with Pearl. Or possibly, it's just that I was wearing so much black on Saturday.

Pearl and I are too sympathetic. We couldn't go longer then an hour on Thursday night and Friday without someone stopping us and telling us all about the horrible direction their life has taken in the last year, in excruciating detail.

Important life lesson: They guy dressed as Spider Jerusalem is only hot until he takes off his pants. Keep that in mind for future drunken escapades.